SHIT/ GONNA TALK ABOUT FASHION

WHEN THE FUCK DID HAIDER ACKERMANN GO FROM BEING PRETTY STANDARD TO BEING TOTALLY ACE?
WARN US IN FUTURE PLEASE.

TESSA'S STYLE ICONS

"Indian Brides can spend up to $2 Million on gold on their wedding day"

Thanks India, but no one loves gold more than Tessa we've got a $4 mil minimum budget, and we aint saving ourselves to get married.

TESSA RATED

A POST DEDICATED TO THE UNDERAPPRECIATED POPSTAR MARILYN


MARYLIN FACT : MARYLIN WAS BORN IN KINGSTON JAMAICA

TESSA LOVES YOU, AND IF YOU REALLY ARE FAT AND LIVING WITH YOUR MUM IN HERTS NOW, COME STAY IN TESSA'S SPARE ROOM, WE'LL GET YOU GOOD AND SKINNY AGAIN.

THINGS

YES
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