JANICE!

BEYONCE- YOU WISH YOU WERE THIS MUCH OF A RUDE GIRL!

JANICE: THE WORLDS FIRST SUPERMODEL- TITLE INVENTED HERSELF COZ SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS LIKE SUPERMAN.

HAPPY NEW YEAR. THANK GOD FOR ANOTHER YEAR FAILING TO PRODUCE A TIME CAPSULE SO WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO LIVE IT AGAIN.

JANICE IS GONNA BE THE ONLY ONE WHOSE AGE IS GOING BACKWARDS.

TESSA X

PROPA CHRIMBO

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM TESSA! YEA SURE WE FUCKED OFF FOR ABIT BUT LIKE A BOOMERANG WE'RE RETURNING


YEA VERY INSPIRATIONAL AND YKNOW I LOVE PANOS ETC, BUT

LOOK AT HER BABING IT UP FOR TESSA- AND SOZ TO GET ON OUR HIGH HORSE, BUT TESSA HAVE LOVED RIHANNA FOR AGES- AND DONT CALL HER 'RHI RHI' LIKE A DICKHEAD

DONT BE JUMPING ON THIS BAND WAGON JUST FOR LOLS, BUT TESSA GOT 2011 'LOVE' ( WORDS FOR <> PETE IS THIS GENERATION'S ANSWER TO MARYLIN IN TERMS OF POP TALENT AND LIONEL RICHIE IN TERMS OF PARENTING.

KERRY- FOR BLOW DRYING YOUR HAIR USING A WEBCAM. PLEASE GIVE HER A CHANCE- HER AND PETE GOING TO ELTON JOHN'S PARTY WAS MODERN DAY CINDERLLA.

P.S. WILLOW SMITH IS WANK

BEST MOMENT OF 2011 IS GONNA BE KELLY OSBOURNE GETTING FAT AGAIN.

SHIT WE LOVE LOUIS WALSH TOO! BEST THING ON TELE AFTER THESE TWO!