MORE TESSA BABES

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS RIGHT ABOUT THIS PICTURE.

HANNELI

POLISHED LEATHER LEGS

JUST WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT RAOUL MOAT, STEALING PHOTOS OFF FACEBOOK AND WONDERING WHY MEN DONT WEAR HOT PANTS ANYMORE?

SHIT/ GONNA TALK ABOUT FASHION

WHEN THE FUCK DID HAIDER ACKERMANN GO FROM BEING PRETTY STANDARD TO BEING TOTALLY ACE?
WARN US IN FUTURE PLEASE.

DEDICATION

MAJOR TESSA POINTS FOR THIS TOTAL BABE!

MATT HORNE IS A COMPLETE TWAT

WHAT ARE YOU LIKE EH!?

TESSA LOVES DOGVILLE

EVERYTHING SEEMS SO AVERAGE SINCE TESSA SAW THESE, BUT WE DONT GIVE A FUCK- WE'VE SEEN A DOG MILKING A GOAT !

BILLIE PIPER'S EYEBROWS

SHE COULD RUN OVER MY DOG AND I WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT. BEST BROWS IN SHOW.

TESSA'S STYLE ICONS

"Indian Brides can spend up to $2 Million on gold on their wedding day"

Thanks India, but no one loves gold more than Tessa we've got a $4 mil minimum budget, and we aint saving ourselves to get married.