JANICE!

BEYONCE- YOU WISH YOU WERE THIS MUCH OF A RUDE GIRL!

JANICE: THE WORLDS FIRST SUPERMODEL- TITLE INVENTED HERSELF COZ SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS LIKE SUPERMAN.

HAPPY NEW YEAR. THANK GOD FOR ANOTHER YEAR FAILING TO PRODUCE A TIME CAPSULE SO WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO LIVE IT AGAIN.

JANICE IS GONNA BE THE ONLY ONE WHOSE AGE IS GOING BACKWARDS.

TESSA X

PROPA CHRIMBO

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM TESSA! YEA SURE WE FUCKED OFF FOR ABIT BUT LIKE A BOOMERANG WE'RE RETURNING


YEA VERY INSPIRATIONAL AND YKNOW I LOVE PANOS ETC, BUT

LOOK AT HER BABING IT UP FOR TESSA- AND SOZ TO GET ON OUR HIGH HORSE, BUT TESSA HAVE LOVED RIHANNA FOR AGES- AND DONT CALL HER 'RHI RHI' LIKE A DICKHEAD

DONT BE JUMPING ON THIS BAND WAGON JUST FOR LOLS, BUT TESSA GOT 2011 'LOVE' ( WORDS FOR <> PETE IS THIS GENERATION'S ANSWER TO MARYLIN IN TERMS OF POP TALENT AND LIONEL RICHIE IN TERMS OF PARENTING.

KERRY- FOR BLOW DRYING YOUR HAIR USING A WEBCAM. PLEASE GIVE HER A CHANCE- HER AND PETE GOING TO ELTON JOHN'S PARTY WAS MODERN DAY CINDERLLA.

P.S. WILLOW SMITH IS WANK

BEST MOMENT OF 2011 IS GONNA BE KELLY OSBOURNE GETTING FAT AGAIN.

SHIT WE LOVE LOUIS WALSH TOO! BEST THING ON TELE AFTER THESE TWO!

EMBRACE THE SHOTGUN WEDDING

PRETTY SURE THIS TAKES PRIORITY OVER MY THESIS?

HUNGOVER

TESSA WENT RAVIN' LAST NIGHT, NOW WE'RE HUNGOVER AND ALL WE WANT TO DO IS WATCH MASTERCHEF.

TURBAN

WATCH SOME SCANDI BABE TIE A TURBAN.

LFW COVERAGE

MEADHAM KIRCHOFF S/S '11

FASHION FORECAST FOR 2011: PEOPLE ARE STILL COMPLETE DICKHEADS

END OF FASHION WEEK COVERAGE.

VIVA MADRID

CLUB TESSA DOES MADRID.
MADRID IS A CULTURAL HUB WITH FAMOUS ART GALLERIES, BOTANICAL GARDENS AND BAROQUE PALACES, ALSO

HIGH FASHION ,

INTERESTING SHOPS,

RATS TAIL HAIRCUTS,

MAN EATING YOGURT OUT OF CARBOOT,

CONDOM VENDING MACHINE,

GOOD ART (THIS STATUE OF A POLAR BEAR LOOKED REALLY LIKE A POLAR BEAR)

EYEBROWS ON TOUR,

CIGARS FOR 80 CENTS,

STREET ART SUCH AS MTV'S 'MTV'

REAL MADRID, JOSE MOURINHO.

WE WOULD BE HUMBLE BUT WOULD YOU IF YOU FUCKING MET JOSE MOURINHO. OH SHIT !

TESSA X